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Catching Elephant is a theme by Andy Taylor
A short trip to Paris just over a month ago was filled with a variety of joys, most notably my engagement to the wonderful Alex - a most magical moment, and we’re both very excited. I always feel a little odd about posting personal things on the internet, and I generally feel it’s something we should all avoid, but I kinda want to shout this from the rooftops, and this is the modern equivalent.
In other news, the relevance of the elephant-gonad photograph here is not a symbol of my impending marriage, but in fact an example of the testicle-penis obsession of Parisian sculptors. There are a number of animal sculptures outside the Musee D’orsay which we got a good look at during our 45 minutes of queueing, and each of them is incredibly well endowed. The elephant drew particular attention, even so as to become photo-worthy, as elephants have internal testicles. This hilights their presence on the sculpture as an unhealthy obsession with pendulous cajones, rather than a slightly more healthy obsession with anatomical accuracy.
Perhaps the sculptor was sculpting from (a sexually-falsified) memory, or, more likely, from a painting of such a beast? Maybe this painting was also emblazoned with massive balls? Where does the buck stop? How many 19th century artists had ever actually seen an elephant, let alone get close enough to discover its apparent eunuch-status. I think the attitude was (and probably still is) almost certainly - “What a gigantic and terrifying beast. It must have huge balls”. Interesting, no?
I think a worldwide search of elephant sculptures is required to find out where the ‘pin the bollocks on the bull’ outlook sprang from.
